I can't pretend to like you (for long) if I don't
I can't pretend to find you an angel when I obviously think otherwise
I can't pretend to not see you scheming when I know your motive
I can't pretend to be interested in your newest prey when I'm not the least interested
I can't pretend to want to do anything with you in mind if I don't have you in my mind

Why don't you all understand?
Stop asking so much from me.
I don't like you much.